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The Candle

Posted by MFish • Profile • 08/18/20 at 11:22PM • Humor • See more by MFish

The candle flickers. My thoughts
do too, for I am remembering
the best part of you and our
short time together, just us two.
Where did the time go?
What kept us apart?
I can't recall the specifics of
passion, now gone,
nor of the time when we
fought. Those times were
blessed with me. Perhaps
the reason, we parted ways
was because of my thoughtless
forays of life, not meant for
me. I took the cowardly
way out by going to Sea
as I filled my service obligation
in the United States Navy.

At Times I Am Lame

Posted by MFish • Profile • 08/10/20 at 09:57PM • Humor • See more by MFish

At times I am lame.
No; not in that way.
Just a naive person
as I was, one lonely day.
She called to me
from a table, quite near,
wanting to know
if I'd like a beer.
She said, "Call me Ann,
I am your server today."
I nodded my head,
she left, walking away
and brought me a beer
in a long Pilsner glass.
It was then I knew
I now must confess,
I had been here before,
for they all knew my name
as I came through the door.
Why can't I remember?
Or not know at all,
when I entered the chamber
just off the hall.

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A Comment by Loy

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Loy • 08/05/2020 at 09:38PM • Like 1 • Profile

There are several great slogans here - it is hard to pick just one...

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MFish • 08/05/2020 at 11:04PM • Like 1 • Profile

Sweet Louise. Funny but so close to the truth

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