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Posted by MFish • Profile • 10/09/21 at 05:07AM • Humor • See more by MFish

If wheat has a germ,
can you become sick
or is it an expression,
like, "thick as a brick"?
"Don't put all your
"eggs in one basket,"
or is it, a "tisket a taskset?
When a door is ajar,
is it still a door?
If you close the shutter,
how do you throw up the sash?
Seem like doing it this way,
would bring a loud crash.

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Loy • 10/09/2021 at 12:34PM • Like 1 • Profile

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A Motley Creature

Posted by MFish • Profile • 10/01/21 at 11:22PM • Humor • See more by MFish

A motely creature,
a holey Goat,
came to visit us
and eat what he could.
It was everything in his sight,
every plant and some wood.
Go away, Goat, let us be,
you're not included in our menagerie.
" I know," said the Goat,
"for I can talk, you see,
is that a Lilac bush
or just a small tree?"
"I'll be on my way, as you can see
for I didn't care for your hospitality."
With a shake of his head
and a flip of his tail,
he strode away from me.
He was an odd colored Goat
going away from me.

Numbers

Posted by MFish • Profile • 09/21/21 at 11:05PM • Humor • See more by MFish

One,
is a number,
also a sound,
which ends with
the final countdown.

Two,
also a number
of one plus one,
which totals two
when you are done.

Three,
also a number,
important to me.
The month
of your birth,
in our history.

Four,
a number,
broad in scope,
remember now,
don't be a dope.

Five ,
is a number.
Cinco to you.
A fifth
when a quart
won't do.

Six,
a number
of a five and a one.
A half a dozen,
isn't this fun?

Seven,
a number,
total days in
a week.
A lucky number
is what we want.

Eight,
a number,
a doubling of four,
eighter from Decatur,
I'll say no more.

Nine,
also a number,
which will shine,
an upside down
six, most of the time.

Ten,
is a number,
the top
of the chain.
An end
to this
writing.
Say you're
a Ten,
then walk away.

A Comment by Loy

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Loy • 09/21/2021 at 11:10PM • Like 1 • Profile

You’re a ten!

A Comment by Carl

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Carl • 09/21/2021 at 11:16PM • Like 1 • Profile

Nicely done!

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MFish • 09/22/2021 at 05:45AM • Like • Profile

Thank you. A 10, a friend, is what you are.

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MFish • 09/22/2021 at 05:47AM • Like • Profile

Thank you. I owe it to you for providing this format to all.

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