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You're never right,
but are always wrong.
You never know
the words of a song.

Your hearings bad,
needs a lot of work.
Don't misbehave
or act like a jerk.

Round it up.
Turn it down.
Don't act normal.
Be the Clown.

Enjoy your life,
times running short.
Get it together,
don't abort.

Play hard,
every day.
Do it now or,
it's going away.

A long drink of water,
in her fashionable jeans.
A sparkling smile,
promising many dreams.

I greeted her warmly,
as I would always do,
when she looked at me,
saying, "What's the matter with you?"

I replied, "Nothing is wrong,
for I've been waiting for you,
as I've heard of all the
goods which you do>"

She looked me,
with the bluest of eyes,
leave me now,
for you I despise.

You are an old fool,
I know it is true,
for your old like,
my grandfather, goodbye, adieu.

Pardon me,
if I am rude.
I'm trying to change,
with a new attitude.

A cut-up banana,
a bottle of gin.
If you eat this
you will be thin.

We sat there giggling,
having a little snort.
What I thought was wine,
was a simple, tasting Port.

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Knock back a Waggle Wock,
no matter how you try,
for if you mistake its mood,
you might possibly die.

Wiggle Wocks, come
in a distinct size,
beware the slim ones,
and avoid the shocking surprise.

Forever or never,
will it ever be?
Forget it, regret it,
you never will see.

Love it or leave it,
isn't quite there.
Try it or buy it,
Buyer beware.

Smarten up people,
don't be like herded sheep.
Stand tall and perform
like Miss Bo Peep.

I spend too much time,
thinking about,
the injustices of man,
when I should shout.

Shout to the heavens,
let everyone know,
no more of this,
"Dog and Pony" show.

There are some things in life
which can get really "Old",
when your hot water faucet,
will only provide you cold.
Brr!