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Bizarre Bazook

Posted by MFish • Profile • 10/15/23 at 12:47PM • Humor • See more by MFish

Bizarre Bazook,
Twas his name.
He rose through prominence,
by using another game.

Nice guess, but his
first name is not Bizarre,
it's actually Francis.
Yep, Francis Bizarre Bazook.

He was renowned for his
sleight of hand technique.
No magician was he.
His composure was twisted,

between the sources
of new found events,
to show his talents of
double talk trickery.

A Long Time Ago (A Small Fable)

Posted by MFish • Profile • 10/04/23 at 10:43PM • Humor • See more by MFish

A long time ago,
in a place far away,
I traveled there
to relax and play.

A wonderous location,
the climate was right.
Entertainment outstanding,
both day and night.

I was relaxing,
no longer in gloom,
when a vision, of loveliness
entered the room.

She was beautiful,
it was plain to see.
I sensed an attraction,
perhaps it was me.

I stopped to talk,
an introduction for me,
she replied, "Move on,
I have no interest in thee."

A Long Drink of Water

Posted by MFish • Profile • 09/16/23 at 11:09PM • Humor • See more by MFish

A long drink of water,
in her fashionable jeans.
A sparkling smile,
promising many dreams.

I greeted her warmly,
as I would always do,
when she looked at me,
saying, "What's the matter with you?"

I replied, "Nothing is wrong,
for I've been waiting for you,
as I've heard of all the
goods which you do>"

She looked me,
with the bluest of eyes,
leave me now,
for you I despise.

You are an old fool,
I know it is true,
for your old like,
my grandfather, goodbye, adieu.

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