WebMD recently updated their servers because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it also could have been kidney failure, a heart murmur, athletes foot, pregnancy, or an allergic reaction to bees.

Therapist: Anyways...
Me: "Anyways" isn’t a word, it’s "anyway".
Therapist: ANYWAY, we were discussing your difficulty with making friends...

If Batman had a grandma....