{"id":99314,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/99314-i-awoke","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/99314","headline":"I Awoke","content":"I awoke in the morning\r\nmy brow covered with sweat.\r\nMy nose has been runny\r\nand my stomachs upset.\r\nI hope what I caught\r\nwill pass quickly today\r\nfor whatever it is\r\nI do not like.\r\nMy hair is disheveled.\r\nIs this even a word?\r\nFor at any moment,\r\nit is now absurd.\r\nBack to bed now\r\nas it's after 4\r\nand I need to sleep.\r\nSleep, sleep, once more. ","content_plain":"I awoke in the morning\r\nmy brow covered with sweat.\r\nMy nose has been runny\r\nand my stomachs upset.\r\nI hope what I caught\r\nwill pass quickly today\r\nfor whatever it is\r\nI do not like.\r\nMy hair is disheveled.\r\nIs this even a word?\r\nFor at any moment,\r\nit is now absurd.\r\nBack to bed now\r\nas it's after 4\r\nand I need to sleep.\r\nSleep, sleep, once more. ","published_at":"2021-06-05T18:19:36-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Jun/05/2021 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":20,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/99314-i-awoke","headline":"I Awoke","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2021-06-05T18:19:36-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":20}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}