{"id":76476,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/76476-go-south","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/76476","headline":"Go South","content":"Go South on the morrow,\r\nis what they all say.\r\nForsake all your sorrow\r\nand be on your way.\r\nGo to the place, nice,\r\nsmell all the aromas,\r\nfrom sugar and spice.\r\nJust remember to avoid\r\neating white rice.\r\nNo white bread or potatoes,\r\nfor you to fry.\r\nReduce the bad carbs you eat,\r\ngive it a try.\r\nEat beans, lentils, broccoli too\r\nand your food may be boring\r\nbut it all is good for you.","content_plain":"Go South on the morrow,\r\nis what they all say.\r\nForsake all your sorrow\r\nand be on your way.\r\nGo to the place, nice,\r\nsmell all the aromas,\r\nfrom sugar and spice.\r\nJust remember to avoid\r\neating white rice.\r\nNo white bread or potatoes,\r\nfor you to fry.\r\nReduce the bad carbs you eat,\r\ngive it a try.\r\nEat beans, lentils, broccoli too\r\nand your food may be boring\r\nbut it all is good for you.","published_at":"2020-12-01T21:49:39-08:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos365. View their post published Dec/01/2020 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":24,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/76476-go-south","headline":"Go South","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2020-12-01T21:49:39-08:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":24}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}