{"id":67158,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/67158-at-the-bar","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/67158","headline":"At the Bar","content":"I went to a bar to get a drink,\r\nfor sometimes it helps me to think.\r\nIt was a dark, quiet, just before noon.\r\nWhen I looked to my left there was a Baboon.\r\n\"Do I know you?\", I said to he.\r\n\"I don't believe so, although I see\r\na resemblance of an old friend of mine,\r\nwho knew me when young and was kind\r\nto me and family at that time of my life\r\nand was the place I first met my wife.\"\r\nThat was the Baboon, relating to this old man,\r\nof what his life was and how it began.\r\nI was captured and removed from my family;\r\ntaken to a place where I could no longer be\r\nwith from my friends and others like me.\r\nSo I became lonely, very much like thee.\r\nI thought a little as I remembered that refrain,\r\nso I said, \"My friend, are you pulling my chain?\"","content_plain":"I went to a bar to get a drink,\r\nfor sometimes it helps me to think.\r\nIt was a dark, quiet, just before noon.\r\nWhen I looked to my left there was a Baboon.\r\n\"Do I know you?\", I said to he.\r\n\"I don't believe so, although I see\r\na resemblance of an old friend of mine,\r\nwho knew me when young and was kind\r\nto me and family at that time of my life\r\nand was the place I first met my wife.\"\r\nThat was the Baboon, relating to this old man,\r\nof what his life was and how it began.\r\nI was captured and removed from my family;\r\ntaken to a place where I could no longer be\r\nwith from my friends and others like me.\r\nSo I became lonely, very much like thee.\r\nI thought a little as I remembered that refrain,\r\nso I said, \"My friend, are you pulling my chain?\"","published_at":"2020-06-05T22:44:42-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Jun/05/2020 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":21,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/67158-at-the-bar","headline":"At the Bar","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2020-06-05T22:44:42-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":21}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}