{"id":65542,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/65542-a-croc","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/65542","headline":"A Croc","content":"A Crocodile sat on my back.\r\nI believe his friends, called him Jack.\r\nJack had been gone a great while,\r\nhis place of birth was the river Nile.\r\nHe was on my shoulder, wearing a coat.\r\nHappy was I, he had not grabbed my throat.\r\n\"Why are you here?' I asked of he.\r\nHe said, \"don't ask, let it be,\r\nfor I am not a Croc, silly boy,\r\nI'm your worries of what's to be,\r\nfor your life will soon by history\".","content_plain":"A Crocodile sat on my back.\r\nI believe his friends, called him Jack.\r\nJack had been gone a great while,\r\nhis place of birth was the river Nile.\r\nHe was on my shoulder, wearing a coat.\r\nHappy was I, he had not grabbed my throat.\r\n\"Why are you here?' I asked of he.\r\nHe said, \"don't ask, let it be,\r\nfor I am not a Croc, silly boy,\r\nI'm your worries of what's to be,\r\nfor your life will soon by history\".","published_at":"2020-05-25T15:33:58-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published May/25/2020 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":19,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/65542-a-croc","headline":"A Croc","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2020-05-25T15:33:58-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":19}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}