{"id":59642,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59642-quick-wit","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59642","headline":"Quick Wit","content":"The quickness of wit,\r\nThe sharpness of tongue,\r\nBeing physically fit,\r\nYou were the one,\r\nWho drove me to drink.\r\nNo not in a car,\r\nBut that sharp tongue.\r\nI went straight to the bar;\r\nTo the bar for a drink,\r\nWhich I did very well\r\nOn this my journey \r\nTo alcoholic Hell.\r\n","content_plain":"The quickness of wit,\r\nThe sharpness of tongue,\r\nBeing physically fit,\r\nYou were the one,\r\nWho drove me to drink.\r\nNo not in a car,\r\nBut that sharp tongue.\r\nI went straight to the bar;\r\nTo the bar for a drink,\r\nWhich I did very well\r\nOn this my journey \r\nTo alcoholic Hell.\r\n","published_at":"2020-03-19T22:57:21-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Mar/19/2020 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":17,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59642-quick-wit","headline":"Quick Wit","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2020-03-19T22:57:21-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":17}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}