{"id":59640,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59640-a-drink","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59640","headline":"A Drink","content":"A drink from the bottle,\r\na swallow of Gin,\r\nmakes me understand\r\nwhat a fix I am in.\r\nMy head is all fuzzy,\r\nwith breathing so shallow.\r\nPerhaps it would've been best\r\nif I just didn't swallow.\r\nI don't like Gin,\r\nso it shouldn't be hard,\r\nto drink moonshine whisky,\r\nstraight from the jar.\r\nA Mason jar is the one\r\nif I still can recall.\r\nPint was the size\r\nand the best size of all.","content_plain":"A drink from the bottle,\r\na swallow of Gin,\r\nmakes me understand\r\nwhat a fix I am in.\r\nMy head is all fuzzy,\r\nwith breathing so shallow.\r\nPerhaps it would've been best\r\nif I just didn't swallow.\r\nI don't like Gin,\r\nso it shouldn't be hard,\r\nto drink moonshine whisky,\r\nstraight from the jar.\r\nA Mason jar is the one\r\nif I still can recall.\r\nPint was the size\r\nand the best size of all.","published_at":"2020-03-18T23:06:22-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Mar/18/2020 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":18,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/59640-a-drink","headline":"A Drink","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2020-03-18T23:06:22-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":18}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}