{"id":43162,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/43162-paper-delivery","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/43162","headline":"Paper Delivery","content":"It was 4 AM. The sound was loud,\r\nas if a door had been slammed.\r\nMy first thoughts were, \"Someone's\r\nin the house\" but no more noise\r\nwas heard.\r\nThen I realized, it was the paper\r\ndelivery person, throwing the paper\r\nat the garage door.\r\nI had complained several times about\r\nthe Times being delivered wet, when\r\nleft in the middle of the driveway,\r\nwhen raining. Our driveway slopes \r\nfrom the house to the street and \r\nif the paper is in the driveway, it gets\r\nwet.\r\nI like the paper dry so I don't have to \r\ndrive to the store for a replacement.\r\nI had asked for the delivery to be placed \r\nnext to the garage door.\r\nMy request was realized.\r\n","content_plain":"It was 4 AM. The sound was loud,\r\nas if a door had been slammed.\r\nMy first thoughts were, \"Someone's\r\nin the house\" but no more noise\r\nwas heard.\r\nThen I realized, it was the paper\r\ndelivery person, throwing the paper\r\nat the garage door.\r\nI had complained several times about\r\nthe Times being delivered wet, when\r\nleft in the middle of the driveway,\r\nwhen raining. Our driveway slopes \r\nfrom the house to the street and \r\nif the paper is in the driveway, it gets\r\nwet.\r\nI like the paper dry so I don't have to \r\ndrive to the store for a replacement.\r\nI had asked for the delivery to be placed \r\nnext to the garage door.\r\nMy request was realized.\r\n","published_at":"2019-12-27T23:39:13-08:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Dec/27/2019 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":10,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/43162-paper-delivery","headline":"Paper Delivery","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2019-12-27T23:39:13-08:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":10}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}