{"id":194459,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/194459-there-was","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/194459","headline":"There Was","content":"There was a little bit of nothing,\r\nsitting in the road.\r\nA small voice said, \"Hey! I'm something,\r\nMy name is Alqaisis Toad.\"\r\n\r\n\"I'm a very small amphibian,\r\nnot much of a load,\r\nbut I know I'm something,\r\nwhen I'm sitting on the road.\"\r\n\r\n\"Would you ever stop for me,\r\na stumpy amphibian, that tiptoed,\r\nfor this small amphibian,\r\nwho was sitting in the road?\"\r\n\r\nRemember to drive slowly,\r\nwhen going to your abode,\r\nfor you may see small amphibians,\r\nwho like to sit on the road.","content_plain":"There was a little bit of nothing,\r\nsitting in the road.\r\nA small voice said, \"Hey! I'm something,\r\nMy name is Alqaisis Toad.\"\r\n\r\n\"I'm a very small amphibian,\r\nnot much of a load,\r\nbut I know I'm something,\r\nwhen I'm sitting on the road.\"\r\n\r\n\"Would you ever stop for me,\r\na stumpy amphibian, that tiptoed,\r\nfor this small amphibian,\r\nwho was sitting in the road?\"\r\n\r\nRemember to drive slowly,\r\nwhen going to your abode,\r\nfor you may see small amphibians,\r\nwho like to sit on the road.","published_at":"2024-04-12T21:39:44-07:00","updated_at":"2024-04-14T23:03:37-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Apr/12/2024 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":16,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/194459-there-was","headline":"There Was","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2024-04-12T21:39:44-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":16}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}