{"id":171023,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/171023-long-lay-the-stick","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/171023","headline":"Long Lay the Stick","content":"Long lay the stick,\r\non the path I trod.\r\nI'm sure you are saying,\r\nthis sounds quite odd.\r\n\r\nPick up the stick,\r\nis what I would say.\r\nNo one else will,\r\nat least not today.\r\n\r\nWhy all the fuss\r\nabout a broken stick?\r\nIf I am walking,\r\nthe stick I don't pick,\r\n\r\nmay cause me to stumble\r\ndoing a head plant,\r\nnose face in the dirt.\r\nNo, I won't. I just can't.\r\n","content_plain":"Long lay the stick,\r\non the path I trod.\r\nI'm sure you are saying,\r\nthis sounds quite odd.\r\n\r\nPick up the stick,\r\nis what I would say.\r\nNo one else will,\r\nat least not today.\r\n\r\nWhy all the fuss\r\nabout a broken stick?\r\nIf I am walking,\r\nthe stick I don't pick,\r\n\r\nmay cause me to stumble\r\ndoing a head plant,\r\nnose face in the dirt.\r\nNo, I won't. I just can't.\r\n","published_at":"2023-01-06T07:58:19-08:00","updated_at":"2023-01-06T22:15:25-08:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos365. View their post published Jan/06/2023 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":18,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/171023-long-lay-the-stick","headline":"Long Lay the Stick","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2023-01-06T07:58:19-08:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":18}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}