{"id":111798,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/111798-navy-words","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/111798","headline":"Navy Words","content":"Green light is starboard,\r\nred light is port.\r\nGreen light is right,\r\nred light is left.\r\nA ladder is a stair,\r\na hatch is a door,\r\nthe floor is the deck,\r\nask me questions no more.","content_plain":"Green light is starboard,\r\nred light is port.\r\nGreen light is right,\r\nred light is left.\r\nA ladder is a stair,\r\na hatch is a door,\r\nthe floor is the deck,\r\nask me questions no more.","published_at":"2021-09-01T22:53:39-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos365. View their post published Sep/01/2021 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":18,"comments_count":1,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/111798-navy-words","headline":"Navy Words","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2021-09-01T22:53:39-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":18}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}