{"id":105561,"url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/105561-if-a-kitten","short_url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/105561","headline":"If a Kitten","content":"If a kitten meows,\r\nwhen in the Mews,\r\ndoes the owl hoot\r\nand still say who?\r\nIf a horse, says neigh,\r\nwhile the cow says moo\r\nand the pig says oink,\r\nunlike me and you.\r\nIf a ewe bleats, baa,\r\nas most of them do,\r\nwhy does a chicken cluck\r\nwhen a rooster crows,\r\nwhy does a crow, caw?\r\nNo one knows.\r\nWhen a duck quacks loudly,\r\nis it because its nose,\r\nis part of its beak?\r\nWhen a goat starts to bleat,\r\nstartling the goose, who honks,\r\nI'm not sure what to say,\r\nwhen the doves start to coo.\r\nWe all make sounds, unique,\r\nso what sounds are common for you?","content_plain":"If a kitten meows,\r\nwhen in the Mews,\r\ndoes the owl hoot\r\nand still say who?\r\nIf a horse, says neigh,\r\nwhile the cow says moo\r\nand the pig says oink,\r\nunlike me and you.\r\nIf a ewe bleats, baa,\r\nas most of them do,\r\nwhy does a chicken cluck\r\nwhen a rooster crows,\r\nwhy does a crow, caw?\r\nNo one knows.\r\nWhen a duck quacks loudly,\r\nis it because its nose,\r\nis part of its beak?\r\nWhen a goat starts to bleat,\r\nstartling the goose, who honks,\r\nI'm not sure what to say,\r\nwhen the doves start to coo.\r\nWe all make sounds, unique,\r\nso what sounds are common for you?","published_at":"2021-07-28T21:59:10-07:00","updated_at":"2022-06-02T15:12:21-07:00","author":{"type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"description":"Stay up-to-date with MFish on Kudos 365. View their post published Jul/27/2021 on Humor. Browse your favorite topics and share your expertise, too.","type":"post","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","likes_count":19,"comments_count":4,"categories":[{"name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}],"schema":{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"CreativeWork","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/news/105561-if-a-kitten","headline":"If a Kitten","image":"https://k365pi.imgix.net/site/square-kudos-share-image-300.jpg?fm=jpg\u0026auto=format,compress","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"MFish","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/profiles/297670-mfish"},"datePublished":"2021-07-28T21:59:10-07:00","interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":19},{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/CommentAction","userInteractionCount":2}],"subjectOf":[{"@type":"Thing","name":"Humor","url":"https://www.kudos365.com/categories/915-humor"}]}}